The 9,000-pound beast I’m reluctant to return

The 9,000-pound beast I’m reluctant to return

Prior to embarking on a trip to Tahoe last weekend, GM provided me with the opportunity to utilize the company’s 9,000-pound symbol of extravagance – the brand-new 2026 electric Escalade IQL (priced from $130,405) – for a weeklong test drive. Before you proceed, keep in mind that I’m not a professional automotive reviewer. TechCrunch has outstanding automotive writers; I am not among them. That said, I do drive an electric vehicle.

I was instantly on board. I first spotted one last summer at a car exhibition, where various regional car dealerships had positioned themselves at the end of a lengthy field filled with stunning vintage cars. My first thought was “Wow, that’s massive,” followed by an unexpected appreciation for its design, which, despite its grand size, exhibits elegance. For lack of a better term, I’ll describe it as “striking.” Its proportions simply work.

My enthusiasm diminished rather quickly when the vehicle was delivered to my home a day before we were set to leave. This vehicle is a behemoth — measuring 228.5 inches in length and 94.1 inches in width, it made my own cars seem toy-like. My first apartment in San Francisco was smaller in size. Maneuvering it up my driveway was somewhat daunting as well; it’s so large, and its hood is so elevated, that if you’re climbing a sloped road – we live midway down a hill, with our mailbox positioned at the top – your view of what is directly in front of the car is obscured.

I briefly considered leaving it parked in the driveway for the duration of the trip. The other option was to acclimate myself to the idea of driving it 200 miles to Tahoe City, so I took it for a spin that evening and the following day, running errands, going to dinner, attending a fitness class — just the usual activities around town. When I encountered a friend on the street, I quickly clarified that this was not my new vehicle, that I might potentially evaluate it, and wasn’t its size absurd? It felt like a tank. I pondered: aside from hotels utilizing SUVs like the Escalade to shuttle guests, what kind of person opts for a car like this?

Five days later, I realized that I am indeed that kind of person.

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Honestly, I’m not sure how or when I developed an affection for this vehicle. Had I crafted this review after just two days, it would present a very different perspective. Even now, I’m aware enough to acknowledge its flaws.

It was the Escalade’s performance during a severe snowstorm that truly captured my heart, but let me outline the transition from “Ugh, this vehicle is a tank” to “Yes! This vehicle is a tank.”

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Getting into it requires a bit more effort than one might expect. I’m pretty athletic, and I still found myself questioning whether this vehicle should come equipped with a built-in step stool.

Inside is where digital maximalism truly shines. The dashboard features a 55-inch curved LED screen with 8K resolution that resembles less of a car display and more of a control center. Front passengers each receive their individual screens. Second-row passengers enjoy 12.6-inch personal screens, as well as foldable tray tables, dual wireless chargers, and — in the most luxurious variant of the vehicle — massage seats that will make them forget they’re even in a car. Google Maps manages navigation. Moreover, the polarized screen technology deserves its due acknowledgment: while one of my children binge-watched Hulu in the front seat, not a single frame intruded into my line of sight from behind the wheel.

The interior is designed with the idea that no one inside should feel cramped, and it accomplishes that goal. Front legroom extends to 45.2 inches; the second row offers 41.3; even the third row achieves an impressive 32.3 inches. Seven adults could comfortably share this vehicle for an extended period without getting on each other’s nerves. Heated and ventilated leather seats with 14-way power adjustment are standard in the first two rows, and the entire setup operates on 5G Wi-Fi.

The vehicle also comes equipped with Super Cruise, GM’s hands-free driving feature, which I’m uncertain I fully grasped. Professional automotive reviewers seem to rave about it; however, during my trial, the car felt like it was swerving alarmingly between the outer limits of the highway lanes, resulting in a series of escalating alerts. Initially, a red steering wheel icon appears on-screen. Following that, your seat vibrates with haptic warnings against your backside. Ignore those, and a chime — both reminder and reproach — fills the inside. GM refers to this impolite series as a “driver takeover request.”

Did I mention the 38-speaker AKG Studio sound system? It’s excellent.

Regarding the exterior — this is a striking giant, but it takes time to get accustomed to. At first glance, I found the grille, which is merely decorative, almost humorously imposing. This is undoubtedly a vehicle meant for individuals who are either in charge, aspire to be in charge, or wish to project an image of authority while privately grappling with existential dilemmas. Pulling up to a glass-fronted restaurant one evening, I’m fairly certain I blinded half the diners as I maneuvered into a parking space perpendicular to the building, the Escalade’s headlights casting light through the windows.

Then there’s the light display the vehicle initiates whenever it senses you approaching with the key or the MyCadillac app. It’s as if it’s saying, “Hey, boss, where to?” before you’ve even touched a door handle. (In Cadillac’s terminology, this is made possible by its “advanced, all-LED exterior lighting system,” emphasizing a “crystal shield” illuminated grille and crest, along with vertical LED headlamps and “choreography-capable tail lamps.”)

It is, without a doubt, a bit over the top. I fell in love immediately.

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Despite its considerable dimensions, the Escalade IQL is surprisingly agile. Not “sports car zipping through traffic” agile, but “I can’t quite believe that something this massive doesn’t feel like a battleship” agile.

Now we arrive at the annoyances. The front trunk — or “frunk” as EV enthusiasts call it — operates in perplexing and frustrating ways. To open it, you must press the button until it is fully raised. If you let go too soon, it stops midway, forcing you to restart the entire process. Closing it requires the same continuous pressure. Conversely, the rear trunk needs just two quick taps followed by immediate release of the button. If you press too long, nothing will happen.

Additionally, there were two occasions where the vehicle refused to shut off after I had finished driving. The car simply remained on, even after shifting to park and opening the door (which typically signals the car to power down). One cumbersome solution: open the frunk, close the frunk, shift into drive, then park, and finally exit.

As for the software, it’s perfectly adequate unless you’ve experienced a Tesla; in that case, prepare for a letdown. This seems to be consistent — everyone I know who owns both a Tesla and a different EV, regardless of its high-end status, expresses the same sentiment. Once you’ve gotten used to how seamlessly Tesla’s software bridges the gap between intention and execution, every other manufacturer’s software feels like a compromise.

This brings us to the low point of the journey: charging in Tahoe during the winter. Despite its many advantages, the Escalade IQL is, by any measure, an energy-hungry machine. The battery is a 205 kWh pack — massive, and necessary, because the vehicle consumes roughly 45 kWh for every 100 miles, which is significantly higher than comparable electric SUVs. Cadillac projects a range of 460 miles on a full charge, and in optimal conditions, that holds true. However, Tahoe in winter is far from optimal. We also arrived with less charge than anticipated. A series of side trips on the way up, including an emergency stop to find shirts for a family member who forgot to pack any, depleted the battery more than expected. By the time we needed to recharge, we genuinely required a charge.

We approached a Tesla Supercharger in Tahoe City that was listed on the MyCadillac app, but when we connected to the designated port, nothing happened. We dug for answers, realizing that even Tesla stations accepting non-Tesla vehicles throttle energy to just 6 kilowatts per hour, which was frustrating. A nearby EVGo station had shut down a month earlier. ChargePoint’s two units at the Tahoe City Public Utility lot were broken, connecting but refusing to charge anything. We briefly considered taking a 35-mile drive to Incline Village, calculated what being stranded would actually entail, and ultimately chose not to. Then I found an Electrify America station 12 miles away. We drove through the accumulating snow, arrived just before 11 p.m., and it worked. We sat there for an hour fighting off fatigue before heading home.

The next morning brought another issue via a notification from the app: tire pressure had dropped to 53 and 56 PSI in the front (recommended: 61) and 62 PSI in the rear (recommended: 68). I’m unsure if the vehicle was delivered in that state or if it was a result of the cold weather — either way, it meant someone had to stand at a gas station filling tires while being pelted with ice. (That someone was my husband.) For a family getaway, it was going swimmingly.

At this stage, I would have told you that the Escalade IQL is undoubtedly luxurious and perfect for families of four or more who prioritize space and technology. I would have noted that it came with genuine trade-offs: forward visibility hampered by its imposing hood, parking difficulties attributed to its size, limited charging options for such a power-hungry vehicle, and tires expected to support 9,000 pounds. It’s a stunning automobile, I would have contended, but it’s not suited for me.

However, the snow continued to fall. Within 48 hours, eight feet had piled up, rendering skiing — the main purpose of our trip — impossible, and making it daunting to navigate around town. Yet I discovered that I wasn’t intimidated because we had the Escalade, which, due to its weight, felt like driving a tank through the snow. (The tires remained steady after we inflated them, even as the week brought challenges.) What could have been a distressing experience felt tranquil. It was serene, it was powerful, it stepped up in a tough scenario.

I also grew accustomed to its size. By the week’s end, I had stopped mouthing “I’m sorry” to whoever was waiting for me to figure out where to park it. I had ceased to care what it implied about me driving a car whose entire design ethos communicates: the owner of this vehicle is not queuing. Eight feet of snow had accumulated, we required groceries, and I was the one behind the wheel of the tank! I could sense my husband developing feelings for the vehicle as well.

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Then, as is typical in Tahoe, the snow abruptly stopped and the sun emerged, leaving the Escalade as just a very dirty vehicle parked in the driveway (apologies, GM!). It was in this moment of realization that I acknowledged: I still like it, and it isn’t solely due to the emergency situation. I enjoy the elevated view, with the sound system enveloping the cab with my favorite tunes. That light display still captivates me. The vehicle’s extensive, curved LED screen is spectacular, among various other features.

The frunk remains troublesome. I won’t soon forget the anxiety of not being able to charge the vehicle where I expected to. Parking this thing truly demands patience. I hold strong views about unnecessary consumption. None of that has altered.

I just, in some way, desire this vehicle, so when GM’s representative comes to retrieve it, I might conceal it under a tarp — a very large tarp — and inform him he has arrived at the wrong address.

Step aside, Apple: Discover the alternative app marketplaces accessible in the EU and beyond

Step aside, Apple: Discover the alternative app marketplaces accessible in the EU and beyond

Individuals within the European Union can now utilize alternative app stores due to the Digital Markets Act (DMA), a measure intended to promote greater competition in the app environment. Similar to Apple’s App Store, these alternative app marketplaces offer straightforward access to an expanded selection of applications on Apple devices, but unlike the apps processed through Apple’s App Review system, those in these third-party stores must undergo a notarization procedure to confirm they align with certain “baseline platform integrity standards,” as stated by Apple — such as being free from malware. Nevertheless, each store can evaluate and authorize apps based on its own regulations. Additionally, these stores are accountable for any issues concerning support and refunds, rather than Apple. 

To launch an alternative app marketplace, developers are required to adhere to Apple’s alternative business conditions for DMA-compliant apps within the EU. This entails paying a new Core Technology Fee of €0.50 for every initial annual installation of their marketplace app, even prior to reaching the threshold of 1 million installations, which is the requirement for other EU apps distributed under Apple’s DMA business regulations. 

In spite of the intricate new guidelines, a small group of developers has seized the opportunity to distribute their applications beyond Apple’s ecosystem. 

Outside of the EU, various regions are testing alternative app stores, including Japan. In December 2025, Apple announced its compliance with the Mobile Software Competition Act (MSCA), which provides developers with additional options to distribute apps and handle payments outside of Apple’s App Store.

This option also demands that developers agree to new business terms, such as a reduced commission rate for the App Store ranging from 10% to 21%, a payment processing fee of 5% for Apple in-app purchases, a 5% core technology fee, and a 15% store services commission on web sales made through links in the app.

Presented below is a compilation of the alternative app stores that iPhone users in these regions can explore today. 

AltStore PAL (EU)

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Co-developed by Riley Testut, the creator of the Nintendo game emulator app Delta, AltStore PAL is an officially sanctioned alternative app marketplace in the EU. This open-source app store will enable independent developers to distribute their applications alongside offerings from the makers of AltStore, Delta, and a clipboard manager named Clip. 

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Distinct from Apple’s App Store, AltStore apps are hosted by the developer. To function, developers obtain an alternative distribution packet (ADP) and upload it to their hosting server, then create a “source” that users will add to AltStore to gain access to their applications. This means that the only apps visible in the AltStore are those that users have specifically added themselves. 

Some popular applications users are adding consist of the virtual machine app UTM, which allows users to run Windows and other software on iOS or iPad; OldOS, a SwiftUI-built re-creation of iOS 4; Kotoba, the iOS dictionary available separately; the torrenting app iTorrent; the iOS remote client for qBittorrent known as qBitControl; and the social discovery platform PeopleDrop.

Setapp Mobile (EU – closed Feb. 2026)

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MacPaw’s Setapp became one of the pioneering companies to consent to Apple’s new DMA business arrangements to launch an alternative app store for users in the EU. Regrettably, this app store was short-lived — the company revealed it would discontinue the Setapp Mobile service on February 16, 2026. (Setapp Desktop applications remained unaffected.) The company pointed to Apple’s “still-evolving” and intricate business terms as the motivation for its choice.

For a long time, the company had provided a subscription-based model featuring a range of curated applications for customers on iOS and Mac. Following the DMA’s implementation, it launched the alternative app store for Setapp Mobile for iOS users exclusively within the EU. Similar to its previous subscription services, the now-defunct app store included numerous apps under a single recurring subscription cost, and the collection of apps expanded over time. The apps were free from in-app purchases or advertisements and were generally recognized for their quality. However, it did not encompass prominent applications like Facebook, Uber, Netflix, and others. 

Epic Games Store (EU)

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Epic Games, the creator of Fortnite, inaugurated its alternative iOS app store in the EU in August 2024, permitting users to download games, including its own Fortnite and others like Rocket League Sideswipe and Fall Guys, with additional titles on the horizon. The company announced it is also bringing its games to other alternative app stores, such as AltStore PAL, which it is now backing through a grant, alongside Aptoide’s iOS store in the EU and ONE Store on Android. 

The decision to reintroduce Fortnite through alternative iOS marketplaces follows more than four years after Apple removed the game from its App Store due to alleged policy breaches, prior to Epic’s legal dispute regarding the claimed App Store monopoly. While U.S. courts concluded that Apple was not engaged in antitrust activities, the lawsuit did establish a pathway for developers to link to their own websites to secure a lower commission. 

Aptoide (EU)

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Aptoide is an alternative gaming store for iPhones based in Lisbon that serves as an open-source solution for app distribution. The company, already recognized for its alternative to Google Play, asserts that it verifies the apps to guarantee they are secure for download and installation.

The iOS version of the Aptoide store debuted as an invite-only beta in June 2024, before launching publicly across the EU. As a free-to-use platform, Aptoide doesn’t levy charges on users to cover its Core Technology Fee paid to Apple but retains a 10% to 20% commission on iOS in-app purchases, depending on whether these purchases were generated through the marketplace or not. 

Across all platforms, including Android, web, vehicles, and TVs, Aptoide boasts 1 million applications available to its more than 430 million users. 

Mobivention marketplace (EU)

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A B2B-oriented application store, the Mobivention marketplace enables EU businesses to distribute their internal applications used by employees, which cannot — or should not — be published in Apple’s App Store. The company also provides development services for a tailored app marketplace for businesses seeking to present their unique app store specifically for their corporate applications. Larger enterprises can even license Mobivention’s technology to further adapt the app marketplace to their specific requirements.

Skich (EU)

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In March, Skich announced the debut of an alternative app store for EU users, which sets itself apart by presenting a Tinder-like interface for discovering applications. Users can swipe right to “match” with apps that may interest them. Additionally, they can create playlists and see which apps their friends are engaging with. This new store will take the place of Skich’s existing app and will feature a 15% commission on all transactions. Rather than populating its app store immediately with many apps, the store focused its marketing efforts on developers during the Game Developers Conference (GDC).

Onside (EU and Japan)

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Onside serves as an alternative iOS app marketplace accessible in both the EU and Japan, as of February 17, 2026, due to new regulations. The company asserts it will charge developers lower fees while still maintaining security, including the protection of payment information. Currently, the store supports bank card payments and Apple Pay, with plans to add other payment options like iDeal, Klarna, and more in the future.

For users, Onside promises a diverse selection of top applications and exclusives unavailable on other marketplaces, all presented through a familiar interface that features traditional app store characteristics, including editorial collections, ratings and reviews, and automatic updates.

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