Fancy Butt Cushions Are Essential at the Musk v. Altman Trial

Fancy Butt Cushions Are Essential at the Musk v. Altman Trial

The final witnesses provided their testimony on Wednesday in the Musk v. Altman trial. The statements were rather uneventful, save for the revelation that Microsoft has poured over $100 billion into its collaboration with OpenAI. More captivating, though, is a point my colleague Maxwell Zeff and I have been reflecting on after nearly three weeks of following the trial.

The courtroom features a variety of seat cushions.

On the right side of US District Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers’ courtroom, a number of wooden benches are designated for the attorneys, executives, and team members from OpenAI and Microsoft. Roughly 10 individuals, including OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and general counsel Che Chang, have utilized plush black cushions, the most luxurious being from the Purple brand, retailing for $120 at Target. These cushions come in different shapes, with some having rounded edges while others are square. On Wednesday, Chang adjusted one behind his back, a rare adjustment during such proceedings.

OpenAI President Greg Brockman and his wife, Anna, have been present for much of the trial, consistently using pristine white pillows. The pillows, recognized by their tags, seem to be from Coop, a brand specializing in sleep products that offers a two-pack for $35.

On Wednesday, an OpenAI security guard brought a purple handbag into the courtroom, holding a pillow for each Brockman. Anna swiftly handed her husband a pillow before arranging her own. At the same time, OpenAI chief futurist Joshua Achiam took Brockman’s seat later on but initially did not have a pillow until he eventually acquired a standard black cushion.

OpenAI has not responded to requests for comment from WIRED.

A seasoned technology attorney informed WIRED that cushions aren’t “typical” but noted, “it’s not out of left field.” He personally hasn’t witnessed lawyers utilizing cushions or pillows in his cases, although he has never been part of a trial this extensive.

The main litigators enjoy fairly comfortable leather chairs, though they show signs of wear, hinting that the cushioning may not be as supportive as it seems.

During my last significant time in the courtroom in 2021 for parts of the Epic Games v. Apple trial, Covid-related capacity restrictions allowed for ample space. This time, however, the courtroom is almost at its capacity of 150, with bench seating for around 90 attendees.

About an hour into my initial trial day in late April, I thought of bringing my own cushion because of the rigid benches but hesitated for fear of appearing weak. None of the regular reporters, around two dozen including one who was pregnant, initially used cushions. I withstood six days of growing discomfort.

After an uncomfortable morning last week, I decided to try a “cooling” cushion from the Tokyo Olympics. It was too small and thin to provide any real relief. My back particularly ached as I typed notes on the Musk-themed jackass trophy, which allegedly once had its own pillow.

In the end, I gave up on the cushion. However, one reporter from the New York Times eventually gave in to using one, and the courtroom artist, equipped with a colorful cushion, continued to utilize theirs. Perhaps I’ll discover a more suitable solution by next week when Gonzalez Rogers considers potential penalties.

Maxwell Zeff contributed to this report.

This article is part of Maxwell Zeff’s Model Behavior newsletter. Find previous editions here.

Elon Musk's XChat App Looks More Like Facebook's Messenger Than Signal

Elon Musk’s XChat App Looks More Like Facebook’s Messenger Than Signal

Elon Musk utilized Friday to share critiques of rivals after the debut of the XChat app, a standalone messaging service for X users. “Signal, WhatsApp, Telegram, and iMessage all have significant security issues,” stated a message Musk shared, asserting that “XChat is the sole secure, encrypted messaging application.” Encryption specialists I consulted voiced measured skepticism regarding XChat’s implementation and supported other platforms like Signal.

A primary worry concerning XChat is that users are required to link an existing X account for login. “I’m somewhat wary of that since more data points equate to more tracking,” remarks Maria Villegas Bravo from the Electronic Privacy Information Center. She perceives Musk’s earlier criticisms of other apps as self-serving.

When Musk initially presented XChat as an upgraded, encrypted version of X direct messages, security professionals raised concerns about the storage of users’ cryptographic keys on X’s servers. “Considering XChat’s track record of security flaws, I would hesitate to use it until it undergoes a comprehensive audit,” states Cooper Quintin from the Electronic Frontier Foundation.

Musk aims for the discussion to zero in on which encrypted messaging app reigns supreme. However, after trying XChat, it feels more akin to Facebook’s Messenger. Rather than launching an elegant, new application, Musk revealed a straightforward extension of his social media platform that features encrypted messaging.

When the XChat team disclosed the app’s launch, the initial release date on Apple’s App Store was set for April 17 but was postponed several times before its surprise launch on April 24. The appropriate app did not consistently appear in searches, with a Russian-language app called “XChat App” briefly ascending Apple’s download rankings. “Scam app,” cautioned one user review.

Upon XChat’s eventual launch, access was initially restricted to the U.S., leaving U.K. users feeling disappointed. “UK should be live soon; had one issue,” wrote X’s head of product, Nikita Bier. Bier attributed the confusion early downloaders faced during the onboarding process to Apple.

After downloading XChat, I found it challenging to locate contacts to message. None of my top iMessage contacts possess X accounts, emphasizing XChat’s niche attraction. After revisiting my old DMs, I revived a few conversations. Following my messages, a pop-up confirmed, “This conversation is now end-to-end encrypted.” Despite this, no responses were received, just some emoji reactions.